I know the rules, but I screwed them all up.
Hello.
In case you felt like an idiot for the past few updateless days, I'm here to confirm your suspicion. I'm a P2P player on Runescape right now, and I have a lot of homework to do, namely to get all the P2P stats to level 70.
I have 25 more days left, and around 600k EXP of each P2P skill to hit. It sounds very much like my own holiday homework--near impossible.
But, justice shall prevail. My love and passion for Runescape will triumph over the holiday homework, so I shall neglect those.
Well, holiday homework provided I pass my retests. =\
Life.
Let's talk about flirting.
I think that flirting isn't a physical behaviour, it's a psychological warfare. For me, flirting is when you're slightly interested in the other party, be it male or female as according to your orientation, and you want to show it to the other party.
But you don't want the other party to know what exactly is on your mind(which would probably be the victim of your flirting).
Caught in this dilemma of wanting to show yet not showing too much, you resort to flirting to sound the enemy out.
How?
1) Use sexual language. Like:
'Hey hun, you wanna go out for some hot sex---I mean, a movie? (;'
To be used only if you know that person well enough, which would probably fit in most scenarios because why flirt with someone you don't know well enough to flirt with?
If that person responds positively, like:
'Sure honeybunch, want some lipstick on your cheeks? (;'
Then you can play on with this sexual flirting, it's fun. At least for the guy.
Treat every advancement in this game as a level up. So if you're flirting with a make-out, and she flirts with groping, and you reply with a blowjob, and she says SEX,
you can at least expect a make out session. It's free of charge anyway, but you'd have to settle it personally thereafter. Always try to get the level of flirting as high as possible, so when you cash in you theoretically get more.
I make so much sense.
2) Expression of exasperation.
'Omg I hate you lah! Wahlau :c'
It is flirty, you're doing something that you don't normally do and aren't doing because you don't hate that person at all. You just want the recipient to show some form of concern or apology, and it's more of a playful kind. It's flirting anyway, like how girls always whine and sa-jiao to their boyfriends/friends for things they want. It's still flirting anyway.
3) Hypothetical scenarios:
'OK treat this as a ring aahhaha I'm marrying you with this. (:'(ring = grass)
There are other variations, like posing hypothetical questions: 'If you were to look for a boyfriend what kind of qualities do you want and do I fit in?'
And as you people can observe, this approach is
very obvious.
There are other kinds but I'm kinda rushing through this post because my mum would de-skin me at 4.45AM when she comes out(she can wake up earlier, she's a weird woman), so I'm just going to the point of flirting.
Basically, flirting is the mating game. It's like pick-up lines, basically just anything that can get you laid. What you're trying to do is, like I mentioned before, show a bit of your interest, wait for opponent to reciprocate, then show more, and if the opponent follows, show a bit more, opponent follows, and you've gotten yourself laid.
If you blow your cover too soon and the opponent knows for sure that you like him/her, the game's over. If your heart is that easily taken then there's no kick in getting it, and if there's no challenge there's no one interested in taking up this lack of challenge and there's no one TAKING UP YOU, so you don't get laid.
Life's harsh, deal with it.
Rules:
1) Reveal a little at a time.
2) Make sure your opponent reveals more first.
3) Get into a bargaining position, get him/her to make promises. Like, ask her to promise not to scream no matter what she's going to see, she promises, and you show her your dick. She can't back out.
4)Outshine and outlast, get the opponent to reveal completely first.
5) Keep your options open.
I know the rules, but I screwed them all up. :c
-- 1/07/2010 04:12:00 AM
