Delwin > Zezima
I was bored on Runescape yesterday. These days I get damn bored easily, so I hardly play Runescape anymore--just login at times, maybe AFK train at fleshies, etc. People who don't play won't understand what I just said.But what I just said wasn't the main point--the part about me being damn bored is.
So there was this guy who tried to hit on me. I have this highly-desirable female character on Runescape, and as everyone knows, I'm a highly-desirable female in real life too. So being highly-desirable, he added me and started asking me out on Runescape. And as all bored and highly-desirable females do, I agreed to meet him.
Then I tried baiting him, with stuff like 'I can grant you anything...', 'I'm yours for tonight...', 'Take me..', those should be enough to turn any real (loser) guy on. But he didn't really take the bait. He just kept going like 'Idm'<--I don't mind (for the slow), almost as if expecting me, the desirable female, to admit that I want him in me.
Guys, learn something from this dude. When a girl gets lusty enough to tell you 'I want you in me', you can be like this asshole and make the girl declare that she wants you even more. This is a way of keeping your cool, and it could make the girl slightly impressed. But...
the irritating part came when he just kept going 'Idm..', 'Idm...'. It's fucked up because it became me being the proactive one. It's weird because the guy should take charge every once in a while but he just lies down there enjoying. Don't learn from this, it's a turn off. You want to show that you have certain opinions of your own, and not just go like 'I don't mind'.
The worst part was when I talked to him 'So what do you want to do to me now...?', and after a pregnant pause, he replied 'Sorry was afk'<--afk = away from keyboard. WTF? YOU ARE HAVING CYBER SEX AND HALFWAY THROUGH YOU LEAVE?!
That was the ultimate insult..
So I left.
He wanted me to be his permanent girlfriend, and claimed to have had 10 girlfriend per day on Runescape. I checked his stats, his stats suck. In Runescape, there's a Highscore section for the no-lifers, and he only had one stat on the highscore. I have 24.<--no-lifer.
And he's a level 4, I'm a level 125.
And he claimed to have had a level 126+10 girlfriend. Big wow.
Seriously, kids and noobs these days tend to think too highly of themselves. It's infuriating how much ego they have. It's fucked up if you think about it, so don't. They just go around thinking that they own the place, they should have a right to their own opinion when in the past kids get electrocuted for insisting on something. Kids need to be beaten to learn. Or electrocuted, whichever wires them to becoming a better person.
Talking about the Runescape Highscores reminds me of Zezima. He is a Runescape player(duh), and here's the definition of him on urbandictionary.com:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zezima
He is quite a legend. Somehow even though he's not the best player anymore, he's like wow. But my friend managed to defeat one of his stats, and here is proof:
Yep, I guess that's about it for today.
-- 3/19/2010 10:25:00 AM