The desperate need for release.
I had this sudden urge to shit when I was walking home from Sengkang MRT station. It was so intense that I had to slow down because walking fast kinda relaxes the sphincter muscles or so I thought, so I did walk slowly but with the 'Omg-I'm-pregnant' face, because I didn't have the luxury or strength to rearrange my face to show an emotion that doesn't reflect pain/extreme discomfort.
When I reached home, I was like 'OMG PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR', but no, I had to do that myself which I did because waiting for the inhabitants to come to the door would be like taking a huge gamble--the enemy was at the gates, except that instead of humans it's fecal matter.
Then I took my stuff and got ready to rush into the sanctuary that is otherwise known as Toilet, but...
it was occupied.
So I had to go to the other toilet which I'm not used to -whines- and I felt some shit seeping through my chocolate starfish, but there were many buttons to the uniform and the buckle and zipper were not getting undone as fast as I'd hope for them to, but when I finally got naked and ready, I didn't have time to sit down to enjoy the smooth delivery of my cake--it just spluttered out.
When you shit normally, your shit goes vertically downwards. That's because gravity works well on an object with a greater mass. But when I spluttered my shit out, it came at an angle, nearly 50 degrees, so I nearly soiled the toilet seat when I was shitting while half-sitting because of the urgency of the..matter.
It's an experience I'd never want to relieve.
Yea enough of that humanshit. As everyone here knows, I play Runescape. A lot. And I was bored a few days back so I went to the main Singapore chat on Runescape, where one leader was going like:
You like a girl for her looks for what? Does looks matter? No. Such a love won't last. Looks? Hah. Looks don't matter at all, average can liao.'
or something along those lines.
Spot the irony in the last line. Seriously, looks is important. Imagine waking up to a horror movie everyday. Quite wtf right? If looks isn't important, why should you care if she's 'average' or not? Get like Sadako or something lah. Wow, looks isn't important.
Some dude in the chat then said something like 'Wow then get someone twice your size lah', to which the dude replied 'I said looks, not mass'.
Wao.
And then he goes on about horoscopes. That was when I got riled enough to question him about it, as he was talking about how he doesn't like stereotyping people(but is a horoscope maniac--he wants a Libra girlfriend.) Wow, looks isn't important, but horoscope is. And horoscope, which in crude and more un-horoscopic terms, is simply the categorizing of people born under different stars/planets/months? And you really want to base your future spouse on something which normally girls do--horoscopes?
I mean I do believe that there are certain characteristic traits in certain horoscopes, as I've seen them in my wide network of friends, but to base your 'true love' on someone as fictitious as horoscopes? Wao.
Moral of the story? Any Libras who wants a life partner can ask me for his contact details, I'm pretty sure you people would click well because of horoscope compatibility.
And the chat I went to is rather self-contradictory. The chat name is 'We Are Sg', and I'm apparently from Singapore, just that on Runescape I'm in a clan different from the mainstream. And 'We Are Sg' hates us, and bans us. Wow, what discrimination, almost as if I didn't help them in wars before.
And the whole chat is supposed to...argh never mind let's not bitch about online tyrants =.=
I am hungry.
To me, humiliation comes only when you're hit where it hurts. Like, if you're attacked somewhere which matters to you. Something like if I care about my virtual assets and you attack me by saying that 'You suck at Runescape', I'd feel hurt, and humiliated, should the person suaning me be better than me in Runescape. OK that's a lam example coz I don't really care that much about Runescape, but yea, that's my idea of humiliation.
Yet everyone has his own sources of pride, meaning everyone takes pride in many things. And when too many people take pride in the same thing, they compete. There could also be others who doubt your ability in a certain aspect in life which you have utmost confident in. That's humiliating. I get stuff like that thrown at me all the time though. Very often when I think I'm quite OK with a certain thing people would laugh me off and I'd feel humiliated but I never show what matters to me so they'd have to keep guessing if they bother. Not that they would but yea.
I am very hungry. I will finish this blog post in this sentence and check mangastream.
-- 3/31/2010 08:57:00 PM
