验孕棒
I don't know whether I'm making a big deal out of this or not, but I feel that not many humans my age have done what I just did, and when I do things which I don't think the general (sane) population have yet to do, I make a big deal out of it. This however isn't like alcohol, because I don't show off that I'm an alcoholic although I just did with this sentence. I am showing off my balls.I went to Guardian pharmacy just now after school, so I was in school uniform, and upon entering, one of the shop attendants came up to me and the conversation was something like:
'Ah boy ah, 你在找什么？'
'验育棒'
'噢，在那里'
And then I took 2 pregnancy kits, proceeded to the counter, paid up, thanked them, and left.
It wasn't exhilarating but I kinda realized that the shop attendants didn't give a shit about who bought what from them. It's a good thing though, I mean, if I have a girlfriend and I ejaculated within her I'd be quite embarrassed when buying a pregnancy kit from such shops.
Here's the catch: As long as you don't appear to be embarrassed by what you're buying, you don't seem to have a 'guilty conscience' and people would not exhibit their doubts on your character that openly. Perhaps after I left the shop the 5 attendants were abuzz, wondering
'Why he buy 2 pregnancy kits, he got 2 girlfriend ah? So fertile?'
but maybe I'm thinking too much. I get this feeling that many people buy pregnancy kits anyway, so why do buyers make a big fuss about how embarrassing buying such stuff are? You are, but a customer. Your embarrassment stems from your own knowledge of having done something wrong. Express that embarrassment and people would know that you've really done something wrong.
Here's proof of my balls, complete with receipt.
This would serve as a good birthday present, and it doesn't show that you're a kiam person, because pregnancy kits cost at least 10 bucks (condoms cost like what, 3.70bucks if you're buying Durex). So yep, buying pregnancy kits are useful too in showing that your friend does matter to you, you are worried about his girlfriend's/her pregnancy status, and to be honest it's a thrashy gift, the likes of which you should be giving to each other while you're still young.
I just realized that I don't really have any sense of 'proper decorum', and I understand shit about propriety. I sometimes wonder if this is a bad thing, then I realized that I'm having fun so I move on in life until something jolts this lack of proper decorum/propriety back into my orbit.
During the X-Factor for success talk today, the lard-ass told us to visualize the time when we felt the most successful. You know, close your eyes and recall, that kinda thing, and visualize the time when you did exceptionally well in something and you're lauded with blowjobs and cheers and more blowjobs or something along those lines.
So I closed my eyes and fell asleep, but not before realizing that I don't really have anything to my name and that the only few notions of success I felt throughout my past 17 years was when I levelled up on Runescape.
The lard-ass was telling us about how we should visualize the people around us cheering us on as we went on to claim the prize, and then I thought of the people on Runescape who've all gone missing, scattered even in a virtual world, and I got emo :C
So I fell asleep and decided to buy a pregnancy kit because pregnant people are more hormonal(I guess?) and I was afraid I was pregnant so I bought the kits.
In Life, there are always events. Events happen and affect us and our values. All the time. When I share events with others, I don't like to share the emotional aspect, and how such events affect me as a person. So when I share with people events, it's kinda face value.
I am very selective about my toilets, and I can't shit properly in a toilet I'm not used to. I guess that's because I have a royal behind.
It's tough holding everything back in the rectum while you hobble home only to find that both toilets are used and you're stuck and you keep wishing for the shit to go back in when its head is peeking out and soiling your underwear.
UPDATE: Thanks random tagger for pointing out my typo >.>
-- 5/18/2010 10:27:00 PM