But still.
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..and very turned on.
Anyway, here's a serious question I would like to pose to all females reading this:
Do you have ass hair?
It's troubling how some guys insist on the fact that they don't, and this begs the question--are females naturally this hairless even in the nether regions?
It's tiring blogging via the phone, miraculous to be able to publish it through wireless@sg, and infuriating to know that you've been sleeping around. Not in that sense, but still.
UPDATE: 11.35PM 14.6.2010
Oh I forgot to mention. During lunch(well practically I ate lunch in 2 portions), I went to shit. After doing the deed, I stood up to wipe the shit off my ass hair. And when I turned back to look at my accomplishment, well, I felt accomplished. And I was caught in a dilemma--to take a picture, or not. When I was fishing out my handphone, IT FUCKING DROPPED INTO THE TOILET BOWL. WTF.
No just joking. The toilet bowl auto-flushed. =.=
FML, seriously. It looked like those long stick-like fishcakes and to be honest I still thought I had a lot in my rectum. Normally, the number of plop sounds your shit makes correlates with the amount of shit you shat. But if there was an Olympics Diving event for shitting, that shitting experience could have come in Gold. It was silent and graceful, probably due to the high water level in the toilet bowl(I was actually quite concerned, what if it made a splash into my anus? That'd have been troublesome), but it helped in the smooth transition from rectum to air to water.
Marvellous. Simply splendid. I liked that experience, and if not for Man's invention (due to laziness) of the auto-flush, I would have had pictures of dung-fishcakes for you guys to appreciate. Sadly speaking, no. :c
Oh and there was some weird grunting noises in the cubicle beside me. The noise sounded strangely like someone desperate to get off while trying not to groan/moan as much as possible. He failed. I heard him grunting, and I don't think people with constipation grunt as much as he does. How...disturbing. At least keep the volume down =.=
-- 6/14/2010 02:47:00 PM
