FML.
There are hardly any instances in which I'd ever type out this overrated acronym otherwise known as 'fuck my life', but this is an instance which necessitates the use of such.
I kinda have a confession to make. It's not exactly unexpected of me, but I think it's time I came out of the closet. It is my virginity after all, and with much regret I've lost it in an inebriated state.
OK, so...today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML.
I guess there is no longer any need for me to have to relate to this comic:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1397#comic
(credits to Fi)
-- 8/13/2010 11:29:00 PM
