Massive Cock Quotations.
There are times when you feel that Multiple Choice Questions are giving you options to de-stress. This is one instance of such helpful examiners/question-setters:
It tickled me slightly and I was made to feel better about myself amidst the jubilant cheers of other people having completed their Physics MCQ (bitches). Little do they know about one universal fact:
The longer you hold your orgasm in, the more explosive your ropes would shoot and the more orgasmic the orgasm would be.
Watch out, A levels. I will cream in my pants at the end of you.
Creaming in my pants reminds me of what just happened. I can still remember her shy, but strong, voice asking me something very personal. No, it's not someone that I actually know. I don't know her, and I don't know her name nor would I ever get to, but there she was, sitting at my usual spot in my mountainous retreat, reading a book and eating Subway (presumably). She was there earlier with a friend, but left, and then came back to sit at my usual spot.
She's a rather beautiful and shapely girl. Coupled with her legs, she warrants at least an 8/10. But alas, when she popped that question, I was hard put to find a more gracious/manly way to express myself and my need to get into her pants.
So I simply made myself content with a stoic demeanor, and replied likewise: 5.25PM.
Yes, she asked me for the time. FOR MY TIME.
I felt myself blush.
-- 11/30/2010 11:20:00 PM