Chloë Moretz
I seem to be deviating from my usual anti-angmoh stance. No, I'm not being racist, I'm just being visually inert to angmohs--I don't find them particularly attractive or interesting.
But after a movie marathon in the recently concluded class chalet, I can firmly say that I've fallen in love all over again.
I might as well talk about the movies we watched.
Kung Fu Hustle + Epic Movie
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
The Exorcist
The Dragonfly Man (a spoof of Spiderman)
Kick-Ass
The A-Team
OK, side-track over, back to the main topic of me falling in love all over again. The girl of my choice this time can be identified in my Facebook profile name...
...Chloe Moretz.
I know, she's only 13, BUT SO WHAT TRUE LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES. I don't care I'm a fan boy and I will carry on watching videos of her on YouTube even though it's a glaringly obvious sign that I am a paedophile. OK, I don't find her sexually attractive in the sense that she doesn't get my dick up, thus I can rightfully disprove any allegations that I am a paedophile.
But seriously, she is currently:
1) My Runescape in-game name. For members, meaning people who pay to play more Runescape-ish stuff, they have the option to change their name once every 28 days. I've never liked the idea, and I've never changed my display name before, but I did this, and it was without the influence of liquid courage (otherwise known as alcohol):
The atrocities don't end there. She is currently my desktop wallpaper too. This can be labelled as a dubious honour though, seeing as a lot of other random girls made it to becoming my desktop wallpaper, such as the girl wearing a house-dress, and the fake Zoey. But nevertheless, an honour:
And here is proof that she even made it into my Facebook name:
IS THERE NO END TO HER APPEAL? Someone save me please. I was sitting around (I seem to always be sitting around, as opposed to sitting at) in front of my computer when I found YouTube videos of her. Intrigued, and probably because I missed her voice, I clicked on one video of her being interviewed. It's a typical angmoh voice, it wasn't very appealing, but she was so animated it was cute, and her words were forceful and I fell into the river of love and suffocated/drowned all over again. I was contemplating liking her Facebook page, but I found out that another Facebook friend of mine already did so, and because I don't like him, I refrained =\ I'm not missing out on loads anyway, what I want to know, I can search on Wikipedia, or Google, or YouTube, or I can simply watch all her productions.
I stopped searching for her on YouTube after my third video though. I felt that it was just wrong. It was way too impossible, and I know better this time unlike my previous flirtations with random stars which burnt too bright too hot for me to handle but too prideful for me to drop. This is one star that I'd never get to talk to, there is an age difference (I absolutely refuse to date anyone more than 1 year younger than me; she's 5 years younger), there's the obvious geographical difference, and I'm a creep :C
Disheartened by the improbability of having a fruitful relationship with this new-found goddess of mine, I moved on to being a ninja, in the hopes of an adventure that would lead me to a new high. One thing led to another, and I found a rather interesting Facebook page:
I'd love to like this page, provided my cousins don't bother to click on the hyper-linked version of it on their whatever news/live feed. It'd be troublesome explaining (lying) to them that no, I don't watch porn, and that I liked the page simply because I like liking pages for no apparent reason and for comedic value.
OK, I shall like it.
-- 1/08/2011 03:20:00 AM