I hate spoilers.
I don't know what goes through the spoiler-er's (such people will be otherwise known shitheads) mind as they provide spoilers intentionally. It's not like they are writing on a website and that I chanced across such spoilers unwittingly. It's like I'm simply on MSN, and people chat with me and the spoiler is literally in my face.
I believe that shitheads provide such spoilers for the fun of it--why else? They don't get paid, and they think it's humorous because their victims will react in an exasperated way and act really pissed, and they can laugh it off as cheap entertainment.
They don't realize that it stops being funny when they get sledgehammered in their balls.
Which is what I would do.
People value different things. Stories, plots, they don't change. They remain static no matter what people say. It's not like in the movie "Next" (starring Nicholas Cage, a sexy man), in which upon seeing the future, you have the power to change it. Plots are static, the audience can't do nuts about their favourite character getting jailed or raped or murdered or raped and murdered or murdered then raped or jailed and raped or raped, murdered, then jailed.
And if someone spoilers you against their better judgment, you'd be unable to experience the plot in its entirety.
I like to experience stuff on my own. In fact, I think that life is a lot about experiencing things. I don't like being a victim of shitheads, because each experience is unique, and having someone spoiler you in a malicious way (people who propagate spoilers are all malicious, do not suck their cocks) really sucks the soul out of the experience.
And that would ruin the essence of the movie, or show, or story.
The story, won't, by effect, become impossible to enjoy, but there would be a huge reduction tothe level of enjoyment.
The thing about shitheads is that they might think of it as a form of blackmail, like "If you listen to Alastair and choose not to suck my dick, I will spoiler you even more." They know that you care about the outcome of the story, that you want to experience the story yourself, and that you treasure the opportunity to experience the story even more than your dignity.
So they can use it on you.
What if you simply choose not to care, and have a fuck-it-all attitude? Like "Spoiler lor I won't watch that show out of spite." I wonder how they'd react.
It's pretty much like Déjà vu, except that it's in a story, a more controlled environment. Whenever I have a Déjà vu moment, I can't help but feel that my life is limited, that I'm merely a mirror of whoever already did this before, and I feel like spoiling my story, by being different from the main plot that has already happened, by ending my life in the most spiteful way.
But then I'd knock such suicidal thoughts off--what if the person I mirrored did the same?
From this writing onwards, whoever tries to pull a shithead on me will be deprived of the chance to contact me. I am going to say this straight--I value these experiences more than "friends" who cannot relate to the value I place on these experiences.
And I will make sure that my anger is felt--and that the shithead in question will not be laughing.
