Hot asses hold huge potential.
I'm going to carry on with my Valentine's Day tirade, which was screwed up enough. Apparently a lot of people thought it'd be smart to try to create videos featuring break-ups on such a day. With the advent of Facebook, and the deluge of "Live feed", it's hard to avoid seeing snippets of such videos.
It's always interesting to look at such spoofs, and the idiots who actually believe that those videos are real. One of these videos was about a girl breaking up with her two-timing boyfriend because he was using a plastic water bottle. I don't really see what's the "laughing point" of the whole fiasco. I get this feeling that the video was trying to bank on "Irony", in which the audience is led to believe that the victim, the girl who was two-timed, is supposed to be outraged by her boyfriend's sexcapades, and break up with him because of that. The irony comes when she doesn't break up with him because of that, but because of a "plastic water bottle", thus the aptly named "Plastic waterbottle heartbreak :c" or something equally stupid.
Uhh. No? It's not even funny. It's not even worth watching. I can't really see the girls involved. It's just plain retarded. They're doing that to gain attention. Boring. Oh and it doesn't help that the video was started before the confrontation occurred. Connect the dots, idiots.
There was another video featuring a supposed ahlian breaking up with her ahbeng boyfriend because he wasn't sincere enough. It was interesting. At least I saw a reason to laugh, in the form of
"Take back your fake flower lah"
I wouldn't have watched it if the still image of the video was of the girl's hot ass, and as everyone knows, a hot ass holds more promise than totipotent stem cells.
Mmm. The huge potential of such an ass can only be realized by giving birth to my babies.
But this takes the cake.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150092317177056&commentsI watched it, and re-watched it several times to make sure that my eyes weren't playing tricks on me and showing me images of sexposed nipples. Yep, there weren't any sexposed nipples, which would've been boring if not for the fact that she has a sizeable cleavage. Coupled with a hidden camera and a mental breakdown of the female involved, I'd think it bordered on softcore porn. That says quite a lot.
I'd re-watch it with the sound on. I haven't heard a woman really moan and scream in surprise. By "really", I mean like "not being paid to do so".
Mm...hot ass. Males should be pranking their beloved females that way, at least everyone laughs and has a good time fantasizing. Not feeling like they've wasted their time watching a "plastic waterbottle heartbreak". Maybe that's why Singaporeans are seen as stupid. They just aren't creative enough, and they try so hard it falls flat on their faces. Stupid, only because it isn't natural, only because we try to emulate the West so much.
But I'd love to emulate what that asshole did in the link provided above (;
-- 2/22/2011 02:09:00 AM
