
Seriously, can anyone do Paint better than me? I'm proud of my Paint skills. It's not even photoshop. It's just something so primitive it tells you everything about the creator of these works of art. It is often said that to sound out a chef's cooking level, you don't have to order the signature dish of the chef--just the most primitive dishes would do. If the chef in question is able to create the simple dish well, his culinary skills can't be questioned, because the simpler the food cooked, the easier it is to screw up.
OK that sounds like bullshit. But then again, just because I can't substantiate the saying doesn't mean it's not true.
Moral of the story: I win at life.