It's not permanent. It can be cleaned off.
I know I've deprived you guys of proper posts for a damn long time, because I've got shit to do now and Runescape takes precedence over blogging when I'm on the computer.
In order to set things right and make you guys feel that justice is served (unto me), I've decided to publicly humiliate myself by posting a picture of my pubes:
Joking. It's a picture of my piano-playing angel, who has left Singapore for Melbourne to study. Now I won't presume to say that she's an angel, much less MY angel, because she pisses me off so often I don't even know why I'm friends with her at times. I've grown to hate phone calls because of this BRAT who calls me often enough to grouse about how life is unfair how people are dao-ing her how this and that, and she normally calls at the most inopportune of moments, like when my pants are off (when I'm in the PUBLIC TOILET, PEEING), or in situations equally inconvenient.
But now, with her gone, who knows? I might actually miss these.
And to you. Stay safe. I had things I wanted to say but couldn't because of that farewell crowd of yours, but the time has passed and so yea. Good luck (;
I loitered around in the airport after she left. It's always refreshing to hear different languages at home, and even more refreshing when you come to terms with some of the more shocking things in life, such as the story that I'm about to share with you guys.
I met 2 hot ladies when I was simply loitering around the airport. One of them locked eyes with me, those "FUCK ME" eyes, and I was hooked. I stared back with eyes that said "Come get me", and she did. So I went over to help her take a picture of the 2 of them in the airport, against the board dictating the flight details. Being the socially confident guy that I am, I confidently took over the camera and asked them if they wanted to have the picture contain the entirety of the board, to which they smiled and nodded vigorously as if they wanted to give head.
So I took a picture for them and asked them for a quality check, which passed, before they sent me on my way after giving me a great blowjob.
As I walked away, I came to a blinding realization that one should never pass his camera to any unsuspecting stranger. There's not only the threat of the stranger grabbing your camera and running, there's also the possibility that the stranger was masturbating moments prior to smearing his sperms all over your poor innocent camera.
That, or menstruated eggs, seeing as women bleed so often that one must have had passed his camera to such a woman before.
But I didn't have my sperms all over my hand when I was handling the camera.
I had something more unisexual.
I had snot.
-- 2/13/2011 09:57:00 PM