Rule 34
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.I don't particularly enjoy blogging about the social ill otherwise known as Facebook, but despite it being something unhealthy, I can't help myself.
If you're so easily embarrassed by what makes you you, there's an option out of life. Take the plunge.
http://technology.xin.msn.com/article-commented.aspx?cp-documentid=4700370
I quote:
By fooling the victim into unknowingly 'Liking' the page, "chances are that you (the user) will be embarrassed that your friends now know you were seeking for sex videos of Fiona Xie," said Mr Cluley in a blog post.
Uh..seriously? What's there to be embarrassed about? Unless you're not interested in Fiona Xie's jugs, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. You're being a curious human being, just like everyone else. If curiosity were such a bad thing, we won't have half the things we have right now. What's wrong with being human? Embarrassed? Please, if you cared so much about what people think of you that you'd clip your wings and desires just to fit in and not appear like a freak, I hope you choke. I feel like liking the link just out of spite, but then again I couldn't be bothered.
On an entirely different note, I now hate Burger King. Good sales gimmick there though, making the $1 tendergrill such a hyped up event, only to disappoint people when the stocks are gone.
Here's an idea--you released the news weeks before in the hopes of publicizing this "make it even better" deal in order to fight McDonalds, SO STOCK UP ON YOUR TENDERGRILLS AND NOT APPEAR LIKE YOU'RE PUSSYING OUT. The fact that they ran out of tendergrills prove
1) That they aren't as generous as they wish to appear as, thus proving that even "kings" can be scrooges
2) They don't have the money to keep up with the campaign.
Plain genius. They pulled a fast one over us, the unwitting customers who flock to Burger King outlets in the hopes of getting a "good deal", only to be disappointed. Imagine being in a queue for this supposed cheap deal, and being told when you get to the counter that "Onoz we've sold out". How would you react? Walk away and be despised as a cheapo? I think not. You'd rather buy something else to make up for a loss of face and the time spent queueing up in the first place.
And that, my boys, is what Burger King is trying to accomplish. Not stocking up (in sufficient amounts at least) of whatever they are publicizing, and publicizing about it way beforehand, it's virtually free advertisement (much like the Starbucks event last year). Burger King wins. The customer doesn't.
A blowjob for $6.25? I consider that a steal.
Kudos to their marketing strategy though. It'd make all insecure women crave to try out this "Super Seven Incher" just to see how well their blowjob skills are. Who knows? They might even get a job out of it.
Good job guys, we've been scammed. Good job Burger King, "With the king, you can." Can what, get scammed? Yea. Right. Thanks. Everyone should give Burger King the finger and tear down their signboards. Hell hath no fury like a customer scammed.
-- 3/10/2011 02:55:00 PM