Let's have faith.
I voluntarily allowed another man to violate my mouth. It was a traumatizing experience and I'd never do it again even if I get paid for my services.
This dude decided to buy me over with money. Not knowing how much he was offering, but still interested in getting all sorts of equipment thrust orally, I decided to go for it. I ended up wincing in pain for what seemed like an eternity. Someone ought to pass some law into legislation about how dentists can be sued for oral assaults.
Speaking of law reminds me--the dentist told me to go study law because of my A in GP. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the overall statistics and how puny an A in GP is, but I considered it properly anyway. Being me, I know I'd become such a prominent lawyer that what I say will eventually become law. As I am an Emperor-to-be, I've decided to introduce you guys to a new set of law, which would inevitably be passed.
1) There will be no laws.
I was thinking about writing something racist, like allowing corrective raping and raping in general to be made legitimate, but quickly realized that that's not racist but sexist, and definitely extreme and extremely perverse. So I've decided to do the less obvious and come up with this new anti-law law.
Why do I propose this?
Laws are in place to keep society in check--step out of line, you get punished. In short, it's the clothes of the society, hiding whatever lies within us (in my case, a lot of hair). In a lawless society, would there still be morality?
Conversely, is there morality in a lawful society? If there is, how do you know?
All these made me mad, so I jerked off to my french fries.
Then I went to attend the Workers' Party rally in Hougang. It was crazy. The people who attended definitely had something missing up there. They responded to the speakers with such vehemence it was delightful to be part of the crowd. How many people turned up, no one could know for sure, but safe estimates range from 25K to 60K.
Why did I attend this rally? I can't even vote.
I don't know how to answer this question, but I could come up with a thousand technical details to point towards an answer, but I realized that simply put, I was interested in what they have to say.
Why am I not interested in what the PAP has to say?
I think it has something to do with the underdog mentality that I have, which is that when I see a more disadvantaged party, I tend to feel stronger for it. If you think of it in World Cup terms, it's like when everyone supports Brazil, I'd end up supporting N. Korea. That's how it is. I just don't like to be part of the crowd. It gets boring when everyone cheers together. I'd rather leave heartbroken.
And just because the PAP members are media-trained, just because they know how to hold themselves in front of the camera, just because they respond well to pressure from journalists, does not mean they add value to the government.
Because, get this Singaporeans: PAP is NOT synonymous with Government. The phenomenon of this impression is a result of PAP's propaganda.
Not many people bother with the PAP rallies because of the same. They say the same things over and over again, and there are only that many ways to say "We are winning and will continue to win." Losing and being second makes people get up and fight again, and we all like to see a little fighting spirit in people.
OK I don't have much knowledge on politics to carry on. I just hope that we would lose our ministers. What that means, I'm not sure. But I'm young enough to believe that Singapore won't go down. Singapore isn't run by only a few elites, the few elites hand-picked by the PAP. Singapore is not run just by a few strong men alone.
MM Lee once said something to the effect that if 100+ of the country's elites were gathered in a jet and the jet crashed, Singapore would cease to exist.
No one opposes his authority, and no one tries to refute his statements, because, get this, he is MM Lee.
I know it in my youthful, hopeful heart that this isn't an accurate representation of Singapore. I know it in my heart that MM Lee is wrong. There will always be people of calibre willing to stand up for Singapore--not for the $$$ a Minister is paid to sit on his job, but out of patriotism.
People have faith in religion. I have faith in people.
-- 4/30/2011 02:20:00 AM