11AM BOOK OUT.
I tend to have sudden bursts of inspiration in completely random and highly inappropriate scenarios.
I find earphones really scary items/accessories. Speakers often...speak out. In terms of songs, most people like to play their songs out loud to portray themselves as someone who is rock/classical/emotional/sex-crazed, and these portrayals aren't necessarily true about the people playing the songs out loud.
Earphones provide complete cover for this problem. When you plug in, no one knows what you're listening to. Others might be looking at you smiling at yourself while you listen to your songs, thinking you're a contented young man listening to some really upbeat song, when what you're listening to is actually the tortured screaming of a woman being sadistically humiliated.
We can't read minds and now we don't even know what screwed up shit the creep sitting beside you on the MRT is listening to while fantasizing about the girl wearing a mini-skirt in his immediate front.
The young man smiling appreciatively at you in a random public area for bringing your toddler-daughter up well might be fantasizing about tying your young 6 years old daughter to a tree while getting his Victreebel to perform vine whip on his victim.
We live in a world of perverts, and I don't want to have to look over my shoulder 24/7. I don't want to worry about whether my friends would get drugged or made inebriated. I want to be a hermit and hide in my hole and watch porn and become a sociopath and keep to myself and not have any friends or connections besides the Internet (for the porn) while fantasizing about raping everyone and not having the actual balls to do it.
Is this the world my daughters would live in?
I choose vasectomy.
If you're that interested, it's because I listen to my porn through my earphones. I like to have a direct line of connection with my computer, it makes me feel much closer to the actual action than I really am.
My posts are getting shorter and shorter. This is shorter than the reflection I had to write for taking the lift illegally. I want my pink IC back. I've never preferred that colour that much before.
But then again, right now, anything is better than green.
On a completely different note, have you guys heard of 11AM book outs on Friday? Neither have I, until today.
-- 6/03/2011 10:57:00 PM
