If we kissed on accident, I would...
No really how the fuck do you kiss on accident? I CANNOT STAND FACEBOOK. FUCK FACEBOOK, and subsequently, the users for being stupid, and then..me for having stupid friends on Facebook.
The average IQ of every Facebook user will decrease if this keeps up. Let's put things to perspective. The surface area of your lips are relatively fucking small when you compare it with your whole body. How are you going to end up kissing someone else on the lips by "accident"? Idol dramas always have this. I don't understand why they keep doing this. It's easier for me to fall down and grab a boob or 2. It makes more sense, and I speak from sexperience. In a falling motion, any normal human will throw his hands out to break the fall. Unless the person he is falling onto is bracing him/herself up, you won't get to kiss at all. This is stupid. This is so stupid.
And this leads us to the next question. Since this whole scenario is shitty to begin with, why are people coming up with Q & A-s about this? I'm pretty sure some guy out there thought "Hey this would be an easy way to come out and display my affections for her". I'm not sure who would buy this bullshit. I won't. If I went around liking every guy who puts this up as his status, I'm pretty sure the guy would just ignore my "like", because he won't want to spend time on another guy, BECAUSE HE ONLY WANTS TO ANSWER THE ATTRACTIVE GIRLS.
urghhhhhhh I am going to tear my hair out of frustration soon. Why do I have shitty friends? Why can't everyone be awesome like me? Why can't the world be easier for me to live in? Why do I have to bear with this bullshit when I actually get to book out? I should just delete my Facebook account. IT IS POINTLESS.
If you really like a girl so much that you can painstakingly come out with this kind of hypothetical questions, JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. Going about it in such a childish way is not sweet and not ballsy at all. It just shows how much of a pussy you are, because if anything goes wrong you can always just go "Joking lahh don't take Facebook so seriously can?"
Nope. No. You can't do this. You can't just shirk responsibility over your words like that. That's why I always think before I say, and even when I do say things that I find slightly off, I take responsibility over it. I think that's why I'm such a great person to be around.
It's like drinking, just because you're drunk doesn't mean you can go around taking advantage of everyone else. I mean, it'd be cool if I were drunk/acting drunk, and that being in an inebriated state naturally means I can't be faulted for my actions.
Then, I'll rape everyone in my immediate vicinity and claim drunkenness, and I swear that if everyone has this kind of thinking, society will fail and I will write out of topic.
I already wrote out of topic. I'm just waiting for society to fail.
Fuck I hate this I am going to sleep this off. Mindef doesn't pay us enough.
-- 12/10/2011 12:05:00 AM
