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There are problems to a dry house. By "dry", I mean a house without beer. A house that might be swimming with other various forms of liquor but just..no beer. My house is such an example.
It's not that I'm an alcoholic. OK, I might be an alcoholic, but it's not that bad, I only drink when the there is something to drink for. But when that happens and there's no beer, and the liquor is...too hard, what then?
We face a problem.
This tempts me to go to 7-11, and while I'm at it, why'd I stop at mere alcohol? I'd probably buy a pack. And that's the problem. I don't want to buy my own cigarettes.
But then again, having my own pack as a.....present for my past abstinence sounds....really really tempting, not to mention ironic.
Good job, Alastair. The only thing safeguarding your health is ironically the only thing ruining it--laziness.
And I don't feel lazy right now.
-- 8/20/2012 02:34:00 AM