Draw something.
I've had enough of those confession pages. I've been meaning to do a post on it for quite some time now, but laziness got the better of me. There are better things to do than writing a blog post after all. Like masturbating for example.
I don't get why people are such suckers for confession pages. It's not even remotely funny or juicy. Do you have to be a certified member/alumni of a certain school to make a "confession" of that school? I'm guessing the moderators don't ask for your credentials, and even if they do, who's to decide on the verity of your supposed confession?
Which is why I don't bother with such confession pages in the first place, because anyone can talk shit and have their words read and believed by you sheeple.
"Oh my friend was featured in a confession, time to disturb him about it because it must be true that someone really likes him woopwoop"
Meh.
Another infuriating thing about these pages is that in the off-chance that the confession is real, no one would ever know who is the one who did that confession. Let's say that I really like a girl, and I confessed over such a stupid page, and the girl read my confession to her over the website but she doesn't know who I am because duh, it's supposed to be anonymous. What then is the point in my confession since no one would know who is the perpetrator? I mean, she might feel freaked out that she's the target of someone's affections without knowing it herself. There's no difference between such a publicly anonymous confession and a pervert who goes around snapping pictures of unsuspecting people and then posting the pictures online.
If you really like someone that much, you'd have the balls to tell that person yourself. Keyboard warriors are lame. I try my best to be as fiery in person as I am on my blog, and let's be honest here, if a keyboard warrior were to confess over a confession page, he's not going to do that in real life (if not he'd just do it personally and never resort to confession pages).
These pages have to stop. They are disturbing my peace. I understand why everyone likes them, it's supposedly juicy, it brings back memories of their respective schools, they are reading it with the slight hope that they/their friends/someone they know will be featured because people on the Internet are normally people who have nothing better to do thus read confession pages.
Just stop. Go play Draw Something instead. It's addictive, I just tried it out. Instead of simply reading and accepting everything that is written by a random dude on a confession page, you could be guessing the word your friend is drawing out, thus exercising your brain. It trains your mental strength, this act of processing information rather than simply absorbing it. It also trains your common sense, something a lot of people on the Internet are lacking.
In other news, I cannot stand musicals. It might be due to the fact that I'm not the most artistic person around, but I cannot stand musicals made into films. I was really bored a few days back and I tried to watch Les Miserable (I have no idea how to type the shitty e with the apostrophe on top), but I gave up after 20 minutes. I mean, quite a few of my friends were raving about the movie being screened in Singapore, and I thought that that would mean it's really good, but 20 minutes into the fiasco my movie2k stopped buffering and I took it as a really welcome sign that I should cut my losses and end it there.
If I wanted to watch a production with actors who can only communicate by singing, I'd watch an actual musical at a fucking theatre. I wouldn't want to watch it on film. It's weird. I cannot reconcile these 2 very different methods of presentation, and I cannot stand the idea of fusing musicals with films. There are musical-films I can stomach though, like The Little Mermaid, or the other cartoon-musicals. Real humans walking around singing instead of talking? No thanks, and go away.
I was quite glad it stopped buffering. I don't like to give up on movies that I start watching because I'm like that, but I saw Anne Hathaway's prostitution scene so I guess I already got the movie highlights. Spoiler: She didn't show her tits. If you want her nude, go watch "Havoc". I was...surfing the net one day when I uhhhh came across a video of her more action-packed scenes on "Havoc". Mm..those beautiful globes.
-- 2/19/2013 08:34:00 PM
