I know where your snake is going this lunar new year.
You don't feel the need to run for the bus because you don't feel that your time is important enough for you to make that dash. Your lethargy towards life causes you to saunter to the bus-stop without a care for your time, because you have a lot of that but nothing to do with it.
You switch on your computer the moment you get home--you want your computer to be updated fast, but you don't know what to do with your computer once it has completed the update. You leave the screen on and stone and wait and hope for someone to ask you out. In the meanwhile, no one would ask you out because you're forever late--you don't care enough about your time to care about others too. You're the centre of your universe, that much everyone is guilty of, but
And the cycle continues.
I'm breaking this cycle. I will run for my bus.
In other news, my father has gained greater mastery over his domain, and his expanding influence might encroach on mine. I am slightly worried, but I hope that the current infrastructure can withstand the additional pressure of him watching Youtube on his television.
I'm pretty sure I don't have fibre optic or whatever newfangled technology nonsense there is. Meh.
And I just passed my driving test. To be really honest I didn't expect myself to, I struck the kerb and the tester only made me do left turns all the way back to camp. It wasn't even a full test route. I was quite disheartened when he told me to go back, I thought I was a gone case for sure. He even made it sound really grave/serious when explaining my mistakes.
"So what do you think of your driving today?"
And after I listed out all my mistakes he was like "OK you're very humble I like that about you. You admit to your mistakes that's good."
And then "I passed you because you made all your safety checks and I don't want (I shit you not) to waste your talent."
I basically jizzed in my pants. My license costs 12 lessons of $42 each, coupled with 2 circuit lessons of $23 each. The test itself cost $200 or something. And enrollment with the instructor was $50, and add in the amount I have to pay to make my driving license, my whole learn-to-drive experience costs $850. Private instructor for the win.
I will drive my mum around more and make her trust me with her car <3 p="">
...then I won't have to chase buses anymore.
Happy Chinese New Year ! In other news, it's 6.30am. Once again I'm playing the see-who-sleeps-the-latest game, and my only competitor is myself.
无敌是寂寞的
I saw this on Facebook and I thought it's quite funny and definitely relevant to the current festive mood, so here it is ^^
Happy Chinese New Year to whoever is reading, hope you enjoy your boner (;
My snake went to my hands. Or rather, my hands went to my snake. I can't decide which order is less pathetic oops.
And I just passed my driving test. To be really honest I didn't expect myself to, I struck the kerb and the tester only made me do left turns all the way back to camp. It wasn't even a full test route. I was quite disheartened when he told me to go back, I thought I was a gone case for sure. He even made it sound really grave/serious when explaining my mistakes.
"So what do you think of your driving today?"
And after I listed out all my mistakes he was like "OK you're very humble I like that about you. You admit to your mistakes that's good."
And then "I passed you because you made all your safety checks and I don't want (I shit you not) to waste your talent."
I basically jizzed in my pants. My license costs 12 lessons of $42 each, coupled with 2 circuit lessons of $23 each. The test itself cost $200 or something. And enrollment with the instructor was $50, and add in the amount I have to pay to make my driving license, my whole learn-to-drive experience costs $850. Private instructor for the win.
I will drive my mum around more and make her trust me with her car <3 p="">
...then I won't have to chase buses anymore.
Happy Chinese New Year ! In other news, it's 6.30am. Once again I'm playing the see-who-sleeps-the-latest game, and my only competitor is myself.
无敌是寂寞的
I saw this on Facebook and I thought it's quite funny and definitely relevant to the current festive mood, so here it is ^^
Happy Chinese New Year to whoever is reading, hope you enjoy your boner (;
My snake went to my hands. Or rather, my hands went to my snake. I can't decide which order is less pathetic oops.
-- 2/10/2013 06:30:00 AM