I had my license revoked.
I've decided that misogynists are an entire race of our own, and you guys are racists.
Well, I have a good piece of news for you guys. I'm currently in a lot of shit. I was driving my mum home when I got into a car accident. Right now I'm typing away in the hospital on my sis' laptop. She's kind enough to lend it to me, knowing I still have my Runescape needs. My mum's fine, I'm quite fine too except that I got pretty concussed when the steering wheel hit my head--or is it the other way round? Doesn't matter.
I might get my license revoked. I'm feeling pretty shitty now. Thanks guys, thanks people at the tagboard for making me feel better.
No, fuck you. I get this feeling that I should remove my tagboard, just to force you guys to send me hatemail instead of leaving a tag so conveniently. Sending hate mail is more time-consuming, as it requires you to sign into your email in order to send your dim-witted comments about my posts.
I'm not really into destroying any of your confidence in coherent arguments, but I'd deign to point out a few logical errors.
Perhaps "female" thinks she's being clever, but dude, you know your life is screwed anytime you need someone's posts to agree with you all the time in order to make you feel "worthy". My comments, my thoughts, are my own. If you feel a need to defend your honour, or the honour of all females in the world, then go ahead--it reflects well on you as someone "insecure" enough to bother policing my thoughts in order to stomp out chauvinism/sexism and promote gender equality for a better Singapore, a better life, and a better life for all females in the world.
Dream on.
The only way I'd ever be impressed by girls is when they give up arguing and realize that no one gives a shit about both her opinion and mine. Me making noise and you being defensive reflects insecurity on your part. I don't even know why I have to point this out.
In case you mouth-breathing morons can't understand, I shall use examples:
"Onoz, that guy said something bad about us, we should shoot him."
vs.
"Whatever."
I'd go into a tirade against people who continually assert themselves, but I've already done that last year:
To all flamers, past, present and future, please read before making yourself look like a fool.
Isn't it ironic how keeping quiet and not making a point is the only way of adopting a strong stand against what I have to say?
My Chinese teacher once told the class about a Taiwan politician, Li Ao, claiming that "Singaporeans are all stupid." Insulted, some Singaporeans wanted to form a debate team to challenge Li Ao's claims. When Li Ao heard of this, he immediately came to the conclusion "That's why they are stupid."
Seriously. Don't bother arguing with me. I write what I feel like writing, and I know I'd piss people off. Fact remains that I still wrote the things I did. You're playing into my hands in case you haven't realized. You're being a joke, and I am laughing at you, all of you, for being my joke. Your blurb is testament to the facts I've stated in my posts. Thanks for validating my opinions. Now you can choke on your spit and die.
But you people would still keep coming back for more, as if you're trying to point out something I don't already know. Firstly, there's nothing you know that I don't. Secondly, if there is, I don't care. You people would still tag and make noise against what I write. I don't get it. Don't come. It's that simple. Why read and get pissed off and read again? Stupid.
Also, you people would always make noise because that's what empty vessels do. You guys don't get what it means to remain silent. You guys are unable to do that because a supposedly clever blurb from you against my post would be too hard to resist, and you just want to attempt to snub me.
Stop shooting yourself in your toes. Get a life, move on.
And I lied about being hospitalized. Sorry if any of you felt sorry, but I'm not sorry about making you feel sorry (if you felt sorry in the first place).
The car accident was real though. I didn't actually see my life flash by, but I was thinking something really intelligent, like "Wow I don't think we're going to be able to break in time." The impact was something altogether though. It was like a dull punch to my stomach, and it might have dislodged my kidneys. Luckily, My Constitution Level is 99, and thus I survived. The leaving behind of contact details was quite worrying though. The cars kept coming (we were on the expressway) and my mum couldn't get out of the car safely. I guess this is the third time I had traumatic experiences on the expressway.
But I've kinda lost hope in all automobiles. These chunks of metals shouldn't be allowed on the roads.
After the accident, I was thinking along the lines of "If I were admitted to the hospital, which friend of mine would I contact first?"
I know the answer: I have no friends.
I like to squander my friends. I treat them like shit but they never give up. Sometimes, I don't even talk to them. I don't like talking to them unless I'm really horny and have no better alternative, so I appear offline on MSN everyday and hope they forget about me. But they don't, because they think I'm really intelligent and appealing. But they forget that I don't care about their feelings, and that I change emails at my whim and fancy so that they would never be able to bother me with their incessant emails and offline messages. I am an introvert and this is a private space, you are not reading anything.
No friends? That's fine. I won't get hospitalized. And I don't like company. They don't give me the blowjobs I require.
But anyway, this Chauvinist lives to spread his ideals.
And no, I don't have a license to drive. I'm not bothered, and I'd want to learn using my own money. I probably won't learn anymore due to this traumatic experience, but I know I'm simply making up excuses.
-- 3/27/2011 12:48:00 AM
